Thats right Timo you LOSER...you are taking that Driver's Licence Number F5202578 and driving yourself deeper and deeper into debt. You are 6 weeks behind on blu-rays you stupid fuck. and that includes the late fees on top of that as well. And from now on EVERY late Blu ray will result in TWO extra movies for that week. You are slacking and you will start to REALLY Feel it.
The Craigslist ads just don't seem to work anymore so now it's time to start picking up the pace. I might just have to include PICTURES in the ADS, and post them in YOUR HOME TOWN. Thats right...Gotta put a little more fear into you.
Or maybe I will have to open a credit card in your name, That might make things a little more fun for me. HAHAHAHAH
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Thursday, March 13, 2014
A Blu-Ray A Week
So since we started a new year I decided to put a task to the piece of shit Timo. I told him he will buy me ATLEAST one blu ray a week until the end of the year...with the occasional added bonus when I tell him to buy an extra one. I will keep track of the progress in this post of the blog.
Week 1: Ending Jan 4 - The Pilliars Of The Earth - COMPLETED
Week 1: Ending Jan 4 BONUS - Annapolis - COMPLETED
Week 2: Ending Jan 11 - Robocop Collection - LATE
Week 3: Ending Jan 18 - Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters - COMPLETED
Week 4: Ending Jan 25 - The Hunger Games LATE
Week 4: FRIEND BONUS - Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl LATE
Week 5: Ending Jan 31 - Jurassic Park Collection LATE
Week 6: Ending Feb 8 - Gladiator / Troy Double Feature - COMPLETED
Week 7: Ending Feb 15 - Apollo 13 LATE
Week 8: Ending Feb 22 - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - (4-3-14)
Week 8: Ending Feb 22 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 1 (4-3-14)
Week 9: Ending Feb 28 - National Treasure (4-3-14)
Week 9: Ending Feb 28 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 2 (4-3-14)
Week 10: Ending March 8 Part 1 - Star Trek Classic Movies Box Set (4-3-14)
Week 10: Ending March 8 Part 2 - Star Trek TNG Movies Box Set (4-3-14)
Week 10: Ending March 8 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 3 (4-3-14)
Week 11: Ending March 15 - Hunger Games Catching Fire (4-3-14)
Week 11: Ending March 15 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 4 (4-3-14)
Week 12: Ending March 22 - After Earth (4-3-14)
Week 12: Ending March 8 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 5 (4-3-14)
Week 13: Ending March 29 - Captain America: The First Avenger (4-3-14)
Week 13: Ending March 29 - LATE PENALTY - V For Vendetta (4-3-14)
Week 14: Ending April 5 - 47 Ronin (4-3-14)
Week 15: Ending April 12 - The Amazing Spiderman
Week 16: Ending April 19 - The Hobbit: Desolation Of Smaug
Week 17: Ending April 26 - Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes & Inception
Week 18: Ending May 3- Memoirs Of A Geisha & Source Code
Week 19: Ending May 10- Pirates... :Dead Man's Chest & Pirates... : At Worlds End
Week 20: Ending May 17- Your Birthday Week (Details Coming Soon)
Week 21: Ending May 24- The Island & Total Recall
Week 22: Ending May 31- Harry Potter: Years 1-6
Week 1: Ending Jan 4 - The Pilliars Of The Earth - COMPLETED
Week 1: Ending Jan 4 BONUS - Annapolis - COMPLETED
Week 2: Ending Jan 11 - Robocop Collection - LATE
Week 3: Ending Jan 18 - Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters - COMPLETED
Week 4: Ending Jan 25 - The Hunger Games LATE
Week 4: FRIEND BONUS - Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl LATE
Week 5: Ending Jan 31 - Jurassic Park Collection LATE
Week 6: Ending Feb 8 - Gladiator / Troy Double Feature - COMPLETED
Week 7: Ending Feb 15 - Apollo 13 LATE
Week 8: Ending Feb 22 - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - (4-3-14)
Week 8: Ending Feb 22 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 1 (4-3-14)
Week 9: Ending Feb 28 - National Treasure (4-3-14)
Week 9: Ending Feb 28 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 2 (4-3-14)
Week 10: Ending March 8 Part 1 - Star Trek Classic Movies Box Set (4-3-14)
Week 10: Ending March 8 Part 2 - Star Trek TNG Movies Box Set (4-3-14)
Week 10: Ending March 8 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 3 (4-3-14)
Week 11: Ending March 15 - Hunger Games Catching Fire (4-3-14)
Week 11: Ending March 15 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 4 (4-3-14)
Week 12: Ending March 22 - After Earth (4-3-14)
Week 12: Ending March 8 LATE PENALTY - Fringe Season 5 (4-3-14)
Week 13: Ending March 29 - Captain America: The First Avenger (4-3-14)
Week 13: Ending March 29 - LATE PENALTY - V For Vendetta (4-3-14)
Week 14: Ending April 5 - 47 Ronin (4-3-14)
Week 15: Ending April 12 - The Amazing Spiderman
Week 16: Ending April 19 - The Hobbit: Desolation Of Smaug
Week 17: Ending April 26 - Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes & Inception
Week 18: Ending May 3- Memoirs Of A Geisha & Source Code
Week 19: Ending May 10- Pirates... :Dead Man's Chest & Pirates... : At Worlds End
Week 20: Ending May 17- Your Birthday Week (Details Coming Soon)
Week 21: Ending May 24- The Island & Total Recall
Week 22: Ending May 31- Harry Potter: Years 1-6
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Birthday Week
Thats right you piece of shit, its my Birthday week. And I swear you BETTER NOT forget to txt me on my birthday and wish me a happy birthday or so help you. If I don't recieve a txt that day it is a $200 fine for incompetence and disrespect. So set an alarm on your phone or do SOMETHING or it is gonna cost you big time. March 6th....dont forget faggot.
Monday, February 10, 2014
How Much Have You Spent?
This is going to be a rolling counter of how much you have spent on me. It will have a Grand total and how much have you spent this year so far. After my Birthday I will set a goal we will reach by the end of the year on how much you will have to send me.
TOTAL: $2450.12
2014: $2117.88
OVERALL GOAL FOR 2014: $7000
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Fax Taxes Due
Okay you useless son of a bitch, I am seriously pissed off at you right now...I haven't heard from you in almost 3 weeks. My blu rays have not arrived and you have not even made contact with me. I am about 10 seconds away from making this blog completely discoverable Timo Gorner...who resides at:
352 N. Odgen Dr.
Los Angeles, CA 90036
With a phone number of:
(310) 872-7416
Yeah that's right dumb ass...better get a hold of me like NOW. Because my patience is growing VERY VERY thin. NEXT to be posted is all your personal information. including date of birth, DL number and SSN.
Because I am getting more and more pissed off, I have increased your FAG Tax... 25% of it comes directly to me. NO EXCUSES. Or I swear there will be hell to pay. NOW BUY MY FUCKING BLU RAYS FAGGOT.
Update: Feb 10th... Fag Taxes PAID HAAHAHAHAHAH....Oh yeah, That's right Playstation 4 here I Come!!!! On YOUR DIME hahahahahah....
Update: Feb 10th... Fag Taxes PAID HAAHAHAHAHAH....Oh yeah, That's right Playstation 4 here I Come!!!! On YOUR DIME hahahahahah....
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Tick Tick CHARGE
Well fag you are falling even further behind on your obligations, I mean seriously fucker...you haven't gotten Week 4 Blu rays, and you are about two hours from being behind on Week 5. I am a few days away from opening a credit card in YOUR name and buying them myself....Yeah that's right fucker, i have ALL THE INFO I NEED TO DO IT. Try me....you are pushing your luck faggot. Better get on top of it
By the way....how do you like the new Craigslist Ad I posted ahahahaa.....that's right....there are more of them out there right now. Every day I dont hear from you a new ad gets posted.
By the way....how do you like the new Craigslist Ad I posted ahahahaa.....that's right....there are more of them out there right now. Every day I dont hear from you a new ad gets posted.
Monday, January 27, 2014
To Kill... Or Not To Kill
Yes it's time to divulge into a little more about this faggots deep dark secrets. I was telling that dumb ass to comply or I might just have to out him to his mother. The old German woman would have a heart attack right there on the spot if she knew half of the shit he has told me. He called that idea "Intriguing" and "Fascinating". SERIOUSLY...What kind of sick fuck actually takes me killing his mom as intriguing. MY GOD he must be some sort of fucked up in the head for that kind of thinking. I mean he even asked me if me killing dear old mama was too "dark" for me....fuck man, what a loser.
Fag you are fucked up....SERIOUSLY. And It just might come down to that, you are late on your Week 4 Blu-rays and since those two were late, you now owe me Fringe as well....and WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PLAYSTATION 4!!!! You have YET to buy that for me as well...you are falling so far behind faggot you are going to regret it here soon. Not to mention my birthday is in 38 days...and that week is going to be EXPENSIVE for you as well...better start catching up before I start opening credit cards with your info to catch you up myself.
Fag you are fucked up....SERIOUSLY. And It just might come down to that, you are late on your Week 4 Blu-rays and since those two were late, you now owe me Fringe as well....and WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PLAYSTATION 4!!!! You have YET to buy that for me as well...you are falling so far behind faggot you are going to regret it here soon. Not to mention my birthday is in 38 days...and that week is going to be EXPENSIVE for you as well...better start catching up before I start opening credit cards with your info to catch you up myself.
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